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Score of The vicar of a country church

Not to be confused with "The vicar of a dockside church" there are a few different versions of this song knocking around and this combines some of each. Thanks (for the memories) to Phil Romford and Pete Eckford.

There once was a vicar of a country church who said to his curate John,
"I bet I've had more girls than you" and the curate said "you're wrong".
"We'll stand by the gate 'till the girls go by and this shall be the sign,
You ding dong for the girls you've had and I'll ding-a-dong for mine,
I'll ding-a-dong for mine.

There were more ding dongs than ding-a-ding-a-dongs,
When the vicar's wife she came along and the curate said ding dong.
"Oh said the vicar, have a care, 'tis my wife I do declare." "Fuck said the curate I don't care, ding-a-ding-a-dong ding dong ding dong, Ding-a-ding-a-dong ding dong.