Three old whores from Winnipeg, were drinking the cherry wine,
Said one whore to the other one "is yours as big as mine"?
CHORUS:
Tickle my arse with a feather,
And fill up my fanny with glue,
Swing yer balls around me arse we are a whorey crew.
The first one says "mine's biggest, for mine's as big as the sea,
fleets sail in and fleets sail out with masts and rigging free".
CHORUS:
The second one says "mine's biggest, for mine's as big as the moon,
Fleets sail in in January and don't come back till June".
CHORUS:
The third one says "mine's biggest, for mine's as big as the air,
Fleets sail in and fleets sail out and never tickle a hair".
CHORUS:
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