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Score of Tickle my arse with a feather
The last word of each verse and chorus is spread over the last four bars.

Three old whores from Winnipeg, were drinking the cherry wine,
Said one whore to the other one "is yours as big as mine"?

CHORUS:
Tickle my arse with a feather,
And fill up my fanny with glue,
Swing yer balls around me arse we are a whorey crew.

The first one says "mine's biggest, for mine's as big as the sea,
fleets sail in and fleets sail out with masts and rigging free".

CHORUS:

The second one says "mine's biggest, for mine's as big as the moon,
Fleets sail in in January and don't come back till June".

CHORUS:

The third one says "mine's biggest, for mine's as big as the air,
Fleets sail in and fleets sail out and never tickle a hair".

CHORUS:

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