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Score of The 12 days of Syphilis
Of course this is the score of the 12 days of Christmas and so the tune changes once you get to five choir boys so the score above shows that change.

On the first day of syphilis my true love sent to me,
My Lord Montague of Beaulieu.

On the second day of syphilis my true love sent to me,
Two boy scouts and my Lord Montague of Beaulieu.

On the third day.......three girl guides.

On the fourth day......four windmill girls.

On the fifth day.......five choir boys.

On the Sixth day........six convicted vicars.

On the seventh day......seven sex starved spinsters.

On the eighth day.......eight useless eunuchs.

On the ninth day........nine naughty nancies.

On the tenth day........ten tattered tools.

On the eleventh day.....eleven leaping lesbians.

On the twelfth day......Twelve twats a'twitching.

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