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Strong Black Sausage

This recitation came to me while reading a novel that had nothing to do with the subject. It derives much of it's humour from how it is said and the accent that is put on each sentence as it is recited. It may not seem very funny read from the page but it can be hilarious after several pints of the amber nectar!

sausage.
black sausage.
strong black sausage.
long strong black sausage.
a long strong black sausage.
stuffed a long strong black sausage.

shouted:
I stuffed a long strong black sausage.

sister.
my sister.
up my sister.
sausage up my sister.
black sausage up my sister.
strong black sausage up my sister.
long strong black sausage up my sister.
a long strong black sausage up my sister.
stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister.

shouted:
I stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister.

sisters's.
my sister's.
up my sister's.
sausage up my sister's.
black sausage up my sister's.
strong black sausage up my sister's.
long strong black sausage up my sister's.
a long strong black sausage up my sister's.
stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister's.

shouted:
I stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister's.

cat.
sisters's cat.
my sister's cat.
up my sister's cat.
sausage up my sister's cat.
black sausage up my sister's cat.
strong black sausage up my sister's cat.
long strong black sausage up my sister's cat.
a long strong black sausage up my sister's cat.
stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister's cat.

shouted:
I stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister's cat.

cat's.
sisters's cat's.
my sister's cat's.
up my sister's cat's.
sausage up my sister's cat's.
black sausage up my sister's cat's.
strong black sausage up my sister's cat's.
long strong black sausage up my sister's cat's.
a long strong black sausage up my sister's cat's.
stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister's cat's.

shouted:
I stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister's cat's.

arsehole.
cat's arsehole.
sisters's cat's arsehole
my sister's cat's arsehole.
up my sister's cat's arsehole.
sausage up my sister's cat's arsehole.
black sausage up my sister's cat's arsehole.
strong black sausage up my sister's cat's arsehole.
long strong black sausage up my sister's cat's arsehole.
a long strong black sausage up my sister's cat's arsehole.
stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister's cat's arsehole.

shouted:
I stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister's cat's arsehole.

Words are added to the recitation each time. The next one is 'twice' then 'nightly', finally 'until further notice' then the final chant is shouted:

I stuffed a long strong black sausage up my sister's cat's arsehole twice nightly until further notice.

and everyone collapses in uncontrollable hysterics!
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