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Score of Sing us another one
This song is basically a load of limericks so the number of verses are endless. There are also various different choruses so you get several different ones being sung at the same time.

There once was a lady called Myrtle,
Who had an affair with a Turtle,
And what was phenominal the swelling abdominal,
Revealed that the Turtle was fertile.

CHORUS:
That was a horrible song,
Sing us another one just like the other one,
Sing us another one do.

ALTERNATIVE CHORUSES:
Aye, yi, yi, yi,
In China they do it for chilli,
So here comes another verse that's worse than the other verse,
Waltz me around again Willy.

The second line of the chorus can be varied as follows:
1) They do it in Chile for china.
2) Your mother eats bat shit off cave walls.
3) Your mother thinks bedpans are soup bowls.
4) Your sister gives hand jobs on subways.
5) Your father smells little girl's bike seats.
ad infinitum and there are other complete choruses:
Aye, yi, yi, yi,
Rodriguez, the Mexican pervert.
He ate out his mother and buggered his brother,
And waltzed me around by my willy.

There once was a fellow called Dave,
Kept a dead prostitute in a cave,
I know you might think he's a bit of a prick,
But look at the money he saved.

CHORUS:

There was a young fellow from Buckingham,
Who stood on a bridge in Buckingham,
Watching the larks of the tarts in the parks,
And the stunts of the cunts who were fuckin' em.

CHORUS:

There was a young bloke from Devizes,
Whose balls were of two different sizes,
One ball was small, hardly no size at all,
But the other won several prizes.

CHORUS:

A dirty old Bishop of Birmingham,
He buggered three maids while confirming 'em,
As they knelt seeking God he excited his rod,
And pumped his episcopal sperm in'em.

CHORUS:

There was a young fellow from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Great tufts of grass sprouted out of his ass,
And his balls were all covered with weeds.

CHORUS:

A lady who came from Peru,
Once filled her vagina with glue,
She said with a grin, "if they'll pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it too."

CHORUS:

There was a young lady of Kew,
Who said as the Curate withdrew,
"The Vicar is slicker and quicker and thicker,
And two inches longer than you."

CHORUS:

There was a young lady from Cheam,
Who crept in the vestry unseen,
She pulled down her knickers, and likewise the vicar's,
And said, "How about it, old bean?"

CHORUS:

There was a young German named Ringer,
Who was screwing an opera singer,
He said he with a grin, "well, I've sure got it in!"
Said she, "well it sure ain't your finger?"

CHORUS:

There was a young lady from Hitchin,
Who was scratching her crutch in the kitchen,
Her mother said, "Rose, It's the crabs I suppose?"
She said, "Yes and the buggers are itchin."

CHORUS:

There was a young man from St. James,
Who indulged in the strangest of games,
He lighted the rim of his grandmothers quim,
And laughed while she pissed through the flames.

CHORUS:

There once was a man from Kajowels,
Whose diet consisted of bowels,
When he couldn't get this he drank prostitutes piss,
And scrapings from sanitary towels.

CHORUS:

A girl who came from the Azores,
Whose body was covered with sores,
The dogs in the street would lick the green meat,
That hung in festoons from her drawers.

CHORUS:

There was a young fellow from Kent,
Whose tool was exceedingly bent,
To save himself trouble he put it in double,
And instead of coming he went.

CHORUS:

There once was a fellow called Bruno,
Fucking sheep was a pleasure he did know,
Young lambs were so fine and old rams were divine,
But Alpacas were numero uno.

CHORUS:

There was a young lady named Hilda,
Who went for a walk with a builder,
He knew that he could, and he should, and he would,
So he did, and he damn nearly killed her.

CHORUS:

There was a young lady of Twickenham,
Who regretted that men had no prick in 'em,
On her knees everyday to her God she would pray,
To lengthen and strengthen and thicken 'em.

CHORUS:

There was a young woman called Wheeling,
Who professed to have no sexual feeling,
It only took Boris to rub her clitoris,
And Wheeling was scraped from the ceiling.

CHORUS:

There was a young lady of Exeter,
So pretty that men craned their necks at her,
One went so far as to wave from his car,
The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.

CHORUS:

There was a young man from Nantuckett,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin, wiping cum off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

CHORUS:

There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls they were both made of brass,
In wild windy weather they both swung together,
And lightening shot out his ass.

CHORUS:

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
For he knew in his mirth that on all of the earth,
There were only two balls and he had 'em.

CHORUS:

There was a young girl named McColl,
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
But the size of her anus was something quite heinous,
It could hold seven cocks and one ball.

CHORUS:

There was a young parson named Binns,
Who talked about women and things,
But his secret desire was a boy in the choir,
With a bottom like jelly on springs.

CHORUS:

A pansy who called himself Bloom,
Took a lesbian up to his room,
They talked the whole night as to who had the right,
To do what and with which and to whom.

CHORUS:

There was a young fellow from Stroud,
Who was screwing a girl in a crowd,
A man up in front, said, "Hmmm, I smell cunt."
Just like that, right out loud, bloody rude.

CHORUS:

There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies all came from God,
But 'twasn't the Almighty who lifted her nightie,
'Twas Roger, the lodger, the sod.

CHORUS:

There was a young lady named Alice,
Who used dynamite for a phallus,
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
Her arsehole in Buckingham Palace.

CHORUS:

When her daughter got married in Bicester, (pronounced Bister)
Her mother remarked as she kissed her,
"That fellow you've won is sure to be fun,
Since tea he's fucked me and your sister."

CHORUS:

A chap known as Ronald from Brighton,
Who said to his girl "You're a tight'un!"
She said, "Listen, Ron, you're in the wrong one,
And there's plenty of room in the right one."

CHORUS:

A fisherman off of Cape Cod,
Who attempted to bugger a cod,
When up came some scallops that nibbled his bollocks,
And now he's a eunuch, by God.

CHORUS

A lady while dining at Crewe,
Found some elephant's poo in her stew,
Said the waiter, "Don't shout or wave it about,
Or the others will all want it too!"

CHORUS:

There was a young lady called Dot,
Who only ate pig shit and snot,
When she couldn't get these, she ate the green cheese,
That she scraped off the sides of her twat.

CHORUS:

Rosalina, a pretty young lass,
Had a truly magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink, as you possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

CHORUS:

A Scotsman who lived by a Loch,
Had holes down the length of his cock,
When he got an erection he would play a selection,
From Johann Sebastian Bach.

CHORUS:

and there are hundreds more!
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