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Score of There was a monk of great renown
This is partly a song or chant and partly a recitation. After the first chant comes the recitation which when finished the "Glory glory alleluia" is sung.

There was a monk of great renown,
There was a monk of great renown,
There was a monk of great renown,
(spoken)
Who shagged all the women around the town.
The old sod, the dirty old sod,
The bastard deserves to die.
What shall we do with him? (pause for effect then shout) Fuck him!
Brothers, what have we said? Hats off, let us pray.
(sung)
Glory glory alleluia.
A prayer for the fustrated.
(shouted)
FUCK!

He took them to his marble halls,
(repeat twice more then speak)
And showed them all his dirty big balls!
The old sod etc.... ...let us pray.
(sung)
Glory glory alleluia.
A prayer for all the ladies.
(shouted)
FUCK YOU!

His brother monks to stop his frolics,
(repeat twice more then speak)
Took out a knife and cut off his bollocks!
The old sod etc.... ...let us pray.
(sung)
Glory glory alleluia.
A prayer for the castrated.
(shouted)
BALLS!

And so devoid of all desire,
(repeat twice more then speak in falsetto)
He sang soprano in the choir!
(speak) The old sod etc.... ...let us pray.
(sung)
Glory glory alleluia.
A prayer for the constipated.
(shouted)
SHIT!

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