The alternative verse is from Kangy King who says it his preference. Well the French scans but the English doesn't.
A Frenchman went to the Lavatory,
To enjoy a, bloody good shit.
He took his coat and trousers off so,
So that he could, revel in it.
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before.
Où est les papiers, Où est les papiers,
Monsieur, Monsieur, J’ai fait manure.
Où est les papiers.
(alternative verse):
A Frenchman went into a lavatory,
And he was there for quite a while.
He hung his coat and trousers up,
And he sat down with a smile.
When he finished he couldn’t find the paper,
And aloud he did cry,
“Où est les papiers, Où est les papiers.
Monsieur, Monsieur, J’ai fait manure.
Où est les papiers.”
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