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Score of Three German Officers
A song that must have originated amongst British soldiers serving during the Great War sung to the same song as Madamoiselle from Armentieres. There are many more verses but these were the only ones we sang on Mendip.

Three German officers crossed the Rhine, parlez vous
Three German officers crossed the Rhine, parlez vous
Three German officers crossed the Rhine,
Shagging the women and drinking the wine,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

They came upon a wayside inn, parlez vous
They came upon a wayside inn, parlez vous
They came upon a wayside inn,
Opened the door and went right in,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

The landlord had a daughter fair, parlez vous
The landlord had a daughter fair, parlez vous
The landlord had a daughter fair,
With lilly white tits and golden hair,
Inky pinky parlez vous

They tied her to the leg of a bed, parlez vous
They tied her to the leg of a bed, parlez vous
They tied her to the leg of a bed,
And shagged and shagged 'till she was dead,
Inky pinky parlez vous.

They took her down a shady lane, parlez vous
They took her down a shady lane, parlez vous
They took her down a shady lane,
And shagged her back to life again,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
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