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I wonder where brave Earwig is?


Chris Harvey, known as Zot, established himself as a Mendip poet when he came out with this masterpiece one night. Earwig was Dave Irwin a BEC member who was always trying to get people to join him digging in St Cuthberts Swallet.

The spring is sprung,
The grass is riz,
I wonder where brave Earwig is,
He's lurking in St. Cuthberts deep,
His penis in his hand,
He says to Dave and Barry,
Come join my merry band.
But they say "fuck you Earwig,
We've seen your sort before,
So you can go down Cuthberts,
And we to Swildons four.

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