Oh I 'ave a brother Mike,
And 'e rides a motor bike,
'e can get down to the Gower,
In a quarter of an hour,
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Did you ever see, did you ever see,
Did you ever see such a funny thing before.
Oh, I 'ave a cousin Rupert,
He plays outside half for Newport,
And they think so much about 'im,
That they always play without 'im.
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Oh I 'ave a sister Anna,
And she plays a grand piana,
She goes 'ammer, 'ammer, 'ammer,
'Till the neighbors say "God Damn 'er."
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Oh I got an Aunty Sissy,
And she's only got one titty,
But it's very long and pointed,
And the nipple's double jointed.
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Now I got a cousin Daniel,
And he's got a cockerspaniel,
If you tickle 'im in the middle,
He will lift his leg and piddle.
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