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Many of us remember this character and perhaps the song from childhood which makes it more amusing. Sometimes, if sung with feeling, I can not get to the punch lines without laughing!
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Little boy kneels at the foot of the stairs,
Carpet is covered in little black hairs,
Snip, snip, on to the mat,
Christopher Robin's castrating the cat.
If I open my fingers a little bit more,
I can see Daddys tool hanging down to the floor,
It's a lovely blue but it hasn't a hood,
God bless mummy and make her good.
Mine has a hood and I lie in bed,
And I pull the hood right over my head,
And I close my eyes and I curl up small,
Nobody knows that I'm there at all.
Little boy kneels at the foot of the bed,
Hands working overtime, face very red,
Drip, drip, into the tank,
Christopher Robin is having a wank.
Alternative or additional verse or encore!:
Little boy kneels at the foot of the bed,
Lily white hands are caressing his head,
Oh my, couldn't be worse,
Christopher Robin is shagging his nurse.
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