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Score of Cats on the rooftop
The verses of this song seem to have very little to do with the chorus until you get to the animal verses? I suspect the first three verses have been added later. Of the animal verses there are a few more but they are not very good.

When you wake up in the morning with a one foot stand,
And you've got a funny feeling in your seminary gland,
And your wife won't have it, then use your hand,
And revel in the joys of masterbation.

CHORUS:

Cats on the rooftop cats on the tiles,
Cats with syphilis cats with piles,
Cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles,
As they revel in the joys of fornication.

When you find yourself in springtime with a surge of sexual joy,
And your wife has got the rags up and your daughter's rather coy,
Then just shove it up the arse hole of your second eldest boy,
And revel in a smooth ejaculation.

CHORUS:

The Regimental Sergeant Major leads a miserable life,
He can't afford a mistress and he doesn't have a wife,
So he puts it up the bottom of the Regimental Fife,
As he revels in the joys of fornication.

CHORUS:

The hippopotamus so it seems,
Very seldom has wet dreams,
But when he does he comes in streams,
As he revels in the joys of fornication.

CHORUS:

The Monkey is a funny bloke,
Very seldom has a poke,
But when he does he lets it soak,
As he revels in the joys of fornication.

CHORUS:

The elephant's dick is big and round,
A small one weighs a thousand pounds,
And two together shake the ground,
As they revel in the joys of fornication.

CHORUS:

A thousand verses all in rhyme,
To sit and sing them seems a crime,
When we could better spend our time,
Revelling in the joys of fornication.

CHORUS:

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