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Score of The Gay Caballero




Nobody knows what Muralta Muralta Marea means or how it is spelt.

There once was a gay caballero,
An exceedingly gay caballero.
Who was such a snob that he christened his knob,
Muralta muralta marea.

He went to a low down casino,
An exceedingly low down casino.
And with him he took murulta marree,
Muralta muralta marea.

He caught there a dose of poxino,
An exceeding large dose of poxino.
Right in the end of muralta maree,
Muralta muralta marea.

He went to a learned doctero,
An exceedingly learned doctero.
Who cut off the end of muralta maree,
Muralta muralta marea.

He went to a skilled carpentero,
An exceedingly skilled carpentero.
Who dovetailed an end to muralta maree,
Muralta muralta marea.

Now he sits on the banks on the Rio,
The exceeding wide banks of the Rio.
Dangling what’s left of muralta maree,
Muralta maralta marea.

Now listen you gay caballeros,
You exceedingly gay cabelleros.
For avoiding the pox, wear socks on your cocks,
Muralta muralta marea.

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