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Score of Bye Bye Blackbird
Written in 1926 it has become a jazz standard with Miles Davis and even Joe Cocker recording it. The Germans used it for propaganda purposes in the 2nd world war. It was inevitable that such a popular tune should have a rude version.

Was a man he was no good, took a girl into a wood,
Bye bye blackbird,
There he took off all her clothes, left her in her silken hose,
Bye bye blackbird,
Took her where nobody else could find her,
Laid her down and tied her hands behind her,
Stuffed her belly, stuffed her bum,
Stuffed her up with chewing gum,
Blackbird bye bye.

This young girl she was no sport, took her story to the court,
Bye bye blackbird,
Told her story all forlorn, all the jury had the horn,
Bye bye blackbird,
The judge he said "you are a dirty bastard,
You should have had the decency to ask her,
Next time do it right, stuff her up with dynamite",
Blackbird bye bye.

This young man he tried again, took her down a shady lane,
Bye bye blackbird,
Stuffed her up with dynamite, tamped it down lit the light,
Bye bye blackbird,
Suddenly there was a great commotion,
Followed by a fucking great explosion,
There's a minge in a tree, hanging low, swinging free,
Blackbird bye bye.

Once again he came for trial, he faced the jury with a smile,
By bye blackbird,
The judge he said "you silly git, you've covered everything in shit",
Bye bye blackbird,
The man he said "you recommended bang sir",
The judge he said "I do not give a hang sir,
For this crime you'll take the rap, fifteen years shovelling crap",
Blackbird bye bye.

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