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Score of Angeline
This song is best sung as a duet between the ladies and gents, however, there are not usually too many ladies at these sing songs so the blokes can then sing the ladies parts in falsetto!

Maidens:
Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door? Cried the fair young maiden.
Sailors:
It's only me who's come from the sea said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
It's only me who's come from the sea said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

Each verse is now repeated in the same way:

Why are you knocking at my door? (repeat three times)
Said the fair young maiden
'Cos I'm young enough, and ready and tough.
Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor. (repeat twice)

Will you take me to the dance?
To hell with the dance down with your pants.

You can sleep upon the floor.
I'll not sleep on the floor you dirty whore.

You can sleep upon the mat.
Bugger the mat you can't fuck that.

You can sleep upon the stairs.
Fuck the stairs they haven't got hairs.

What's that running up my blouse?
It's only me mitt to grab yer tit.

You can sleep between my tits.
Bugger your tits they give me the shits.

You can sleep between my thighs.
Bugger your thighs they're covered in flies.

You can sleep within my cunt.
Bugger your cunt but I'll fuck for a stunt.

What's that running in and out?
It's only me cock, it's as hard as a rock.

What's that running down my leg?
It's only me shot that missed yer twat.

What if my parents should find out?
We'll eat your ma and blow your pa.

What if my mother should disagree?
If yer ma'll agree we'll make it three.

What if we should get VD?
We'll pick the sores and fuck some more.

What if we should get the clap? (an audible clap)
Gotta be willin' to take penicillin.

What if I should have a child?
We'll drown the bugger and fuck for another.

What if we should have a girl?
We'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch.

What if we should have a boy?
He'll play rugby and fuck like me.

What if you should go to jail?
I'll pick the lock with my ten-foot cock.

What if we should go to prison?
I'll swing my balls and knock down the walls.

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