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Score of Ring the bell Verger


CHORUS:
Ring the bell verger, ring the bell ring,
Perhaps the congregation will condescend to sing,
Perhaps the village organist, sitting on his stool,
Will play upon the organ and not upon his tool.

Ocean liner nine days late,
Stoker stoking stokers mate,
Captains voice comes over wire,
"Stop stoking mate and stoke fucking fire."

CHORUS:

Down in the studio announcer sits,
Twiddling the lady announcers tits,
Producers voice the pair defiles,
"Stop twiddling tits and twiddle fucking dials."

CHORUS:

Portly butler comely cook,
Down in pantry having fook,
Mistresses voice from upstairs squeals,
"Stop fucking cook and cook fucking meals."

CHORUS:

Down in the garage chauffeur lies,
Vicars wife between his thighs,
Vicars voice calls from afar,
"Stop fucking wife and start fucking car."

CHORUS:

Up in the belfry verger stands,
Pulling on his pudding with his fucking great hands,
Vicars voice from pulpit yells,
"Stop pulling pudding and pull fucking bells."

CHORUS:

Second row forward in the scrum,
Finger up the hookers bum,
Captains voice is heard to call,
"Stop fucking hooker and hook fucking ball."

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