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Score of A is for Arsehole
If you want to start a caving or rugby sing song then this song is the obvious one to begin with. It is sung to a derivation of the tune to the childrens song about a frog called Anthony Rowley which is where the chorus originates, however, there are alternative words to the chorus below which we often sang on Mendip. There are many other versions. It is also known as the Alphabet song in Rugby circles and sets the rather low standard for songs that follow!

"A" is for arsehole, all covered in shit,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "B" is the bastard that revels in it.

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With a roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
or: With a piss and a fart and a round bottomed tart, well
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"C" is for cunt all slimy with piss,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "D" is the drunkard who gives it a kiss.

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"E" is the eunuch with only one ball,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "F" the poor fucker with no balls at all.

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"G" is for goiter, gonorrhea, and gout,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "H" is the harlot who dishes then out.

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"I" is for incest and syphilitic itch,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "J" is the jerk of a dog on a bitch.

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"K" is the king of the canibal isles,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
And "L" is the lady who played with his piles.

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"M" is the maiden with babe yet unborn,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "N" is the noble who died of the horn,

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"O" is the orifice all coyly revealed,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "P" is the penis that's already peeled.

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"Q" is the Quaker who shat in his hat,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "R" is for Roger who rogered the cat.

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"S" is the shit pan all full to the brim,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "T" are the turds which are floating therein.

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"U" is the usher at the queens ball,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "V" is the virgin who fingered his tool.

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"W" 's the whore who thought fucking a farce,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley,
And "X", "Y", and "Z" you can shove up your arse.

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