Oot o' the East there came a hard man
Oh oh, a' the way frae Brigton
Ah ha-aw, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
He went intae a pub, an' he cam oot paralytic
Oh oh, VP an' cider
Ah ha-aw, helluva mixture ...
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais
Oh oh I'm looking for a lumber
Ah ha-aw, glory hallelujah ...
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary
Oh oh, the floo'er o' the Gorbals
Ah ha-aw, glory hallelujah ...
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
I said to Hairy Mary, are ye dancin'
Naw, naw, it's jist the way ah'm stannin'
Ah ha-aw, glory hallelujah ...
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
I said to Hairy Mary, yer wan in a million
Oh oh, so's yer chances
Ah ha-aw, glory hallelujah ...
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
I said to Hairy Mary, can ah run ye hame
Oh oh, ah've got a pair o' sandshoes
Ah ha-aw, yer helluva funny ...
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Doon through the back close an' intae the dunny
It wasnae for the first time
Ah ha-aw, glory hallelujah ...
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Then oot cam her mammy, she's goin' tae the cludgie
Oh oh, ah buggered off sharpish
Ah ha-aw, glory hallelujah ...
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
And now Hairy Mary is looking for her hard man
Oh oh, he's jined the Foreign Legion
Ah ha-aw, Sahara an' ra camels ...
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Now Hairy Mary had a little baby
Oh oh, its faither's in the Army
Ah ha-aw, glory hallelujah ...
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
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