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Score of Three Plymouth Whores
Four caving verses have been added to this bawdy song but I have included as many of the original bawdy verses as I can remember. There are others so if you can remember them please email me. A boulder ruckle is a heap of boulders, usually at the bottom of a chamber, through which one can often find a route. Fault planes and jointing are geological terms for limestone strata. Dave Berry and George Pointing used to prop up the Hunters bar. Oliver Lloyd also composed caving songs.

There were three whores from Plymouth town, drinking the red red wine,
And the gist of the conversation was is yours as big as mine,
Is yours as big as mine me boys, is yours as big as mine,
And the gist of the conversation was is yours as big as mine,

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She had a dark and roving eye and a whizz bang up her jacksie,
She was one of the dark eyed whores, one of the old brigade.

Then up then spoke the cavers wife and she did wear a buckle,
And in one corner of her c--t she had a boulder ruckle,
She had a boulder ruckle boys, the boulders and the scree,
And in the other corner, she had the B.E.C.

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Then up then spoke the cavers wife and she did wear a wallet,
And in one corner of her c--t she had Thrupe Swallet,
She had Thrupe Swallet boys, its fault plane and its jointing,
And in the other corner, Dave Berry and George Pointing,

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Then up then spoke the cavers wife, she didn't wear a stitch,
And in one corner of her c--t she had a ladder pitch,
She had a ladder pitch me boys, a hanging in the void,
And in the other corner she had Oliver Cromwell Lloyd,

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Then up then spoke the cavers wife, and she was dressed in blue,
And in one corner of her c--t she had the whole of Swildons Two,
She had the whole of Swildons Two me boys, the Black Hole and the sump,
And in the other corner, she had the Axbridge dump.

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Then up then spoke the cricketers wife and she was dressed in vermillion,
And in one corner of her c--t she had the Lords pavillion,
She had the Lords pavillion boys, the wickets and the bails,
And in the other corner, ten thousand lined the rails.

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Then up then spoke the gunners wife and she was dressed for fun,
And in one corner of her c--t she had a six inch gun,
She had a six inch gun me boys, the breeze block and the sear,
And in the other corner amunition for a year,

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Then up then spoke the actors wife and she was dressed in beige,
And in one corner of her c--t she had the Alhambra stage,
She had the Alhambra stage me boys, the circles and the stalls,
And in the other corner, one of C B Cochranes balls.

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Then up then spoke the airmans wife and she was dressed in green,
And in one corner of her c--t she had a soup tureen,
She had a soup tureen me boys, the ladle and the soup,
And in the other corner, two vampires looped the loop.

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Then up then spoke the fishermans wife and she was dressed in black,
And in one corner of her c--t she had a fishing smack,
She had a fishing smack me boys, the rowlocks and the oar,
And in the other corner, the crew lined four by four,

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