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Score of Boulder have a crunch on me
This song originates as a result of the early exploration of St. Cuthberts Swallet which was renowned for its loose boulders. Eventually more verses were added to the original song which became ruder and more slanderous.

Of all the caves on Mendips face, St. Cuthberts Swallet has pride of place.

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Singing boulder have a crunch, have a crunch on me,
Boulder have a crunch on me.

Two boulders piled up in the air, many's the caver who's ventured there.

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The leader said with a puzzled frown, 'these weren't here on the last trip down'.

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They came to a boulder painted red, the sign on it said 'mind your head'.

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They came to a boulder painted pink, the sign on it said 'safe, I think!'.

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They came to a boulder painted blue, the sign on it said 'Lawders through'.

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They came to a boulder painted black, the sign on it said, 'f--k you Jack!'.

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They came to a boulder painted green, the sign on it was most obscene.

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I came to a boulder looking lost, the sign on it said 'f--k Frank Frost'.

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I came to a boulder painted yellow, the sign on it said 'Frost fine fellow'

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I came to a boulder painted brown, the sign on it was upside down.

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I came to a boulder covered in shit, I looked at the roof and added my bit.

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I came to a boulder painted blue, the sign on it said 'up your flu'.

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I came to a boulder looking queer, the sign on it said 'Dave was here'.

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See Mike Holland, how absurd, pissing along like a clockwork turd.

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There's boulders in the roof, there's boulders in the floor,
There's boulders in the stream in Swildons Four.

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There could well be more!!!

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